The Five-Year Plan

As the saying goes, “If you want to make God laugh, make a plan.” And God’s been laughing at me the last few years. To…


Are You The Remedy Or The Illness?

It’s 2 p.m. and sunny on a Sunday afternoon. Local churches have released their last wave of congregants after collecting tithes while celebrating those who…


A Lesson From An Escort

These promises I keep to myself are like little soldiers protecting my ego, and last spring my silly heart killed each and every one of…


Love, Life, Sex…And Goodbye

In the six months I’ve been a featured columnist here on MUSED, I hope I have inspired, engaged, and made you laugh at least once….


Hard Lessons Of A Cheater

It’s my belief that God (or the universe, however you see it) has a funny way of looking out for you and teaching you things at…


My Quarter-Life Crisis

I’m not going to tell you my age. But you should know that I’ve already been through my quarter-life crisis. Hell, I think I might…